Maybelline called and said they’ve had to ramp up eyeliner production to keep up with JD Vance’s demand,’ one critic mocked

There’s a new face of (potential) guyliner, and he’s a heartbeat away from becoming the president of the United States.

Vice President JD Vance has gotten a lot of attention for his dark-rimmed eyes, and it looks like he might be stress-applying even more eyeliner.