Maybelline called and said they’ve had to ramp up eyeliner production to keep up with JD Vance’s demand,’ one critic mocked

There’s a new face of (potential) guyliner, and he’s a heartbeat away from becoming the president of the United States.

JD Vance is the vice president, but it doesn't really seem like he's actually Donald Trump's right-hand man. So what's a VP to do to snag a little more attention but apply some more eyeliner?