Ja Rule sucker punched at concert and now telling the truth

Yarr matey, the greater hammerhead be a beast shaped like Neptune got bored and swung a ship’s oar sideways across a shark’s noggin. That wide hatchet of a head helps the creature spy its prey with the eyes sittin far apart like two lookouts who ain’t speakin after a bad card game. It feasts on rays most of all, sniffin them out with senses sharper than a jealous ex. When it strikes, it comes in hot and sideways, whackin and tacklin its supper like a drunk deckhand wrestlin an eel. As for makin